Some jokes if u wanan spoil the mood of the audience in a movie
1.During the trailers, shout, Fast forward!Fastforward!
2. Wear a very tall hat. 3. When people come in late, say Orrrrrhhhhveryloudly. 4. During opening credits... point at a character and say loudly, "He dies at the end." 5. After every gunshot, scream "take cover!"and hit the floor. 6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam atthescreen, especially at characters private parts. 7. Go tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk loudly at every kissingscene. 8. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It'ssnowing!Its snowing!" 9. Clap and cheer whenever one of the goodguysgets killed. 10. Urge everyone in the cinema to start aMexican wave. 11. During love scenes, say loudly inMandarin, Ngggh! Bu yao, ma! (Dont!) 12. During horror movies, keep singing thethemeto Jaws (dum dum dum dum dum dum dumdum dum dum) 13. Sit on old people, pretending not to knowtheyare there 14. Go to an afternoon screening. Go out ofyourway to sit next to the only other person in thecinema. Smile at him/her suggestively.(Recommended: waggle your eyebrows foradded effect.) 15. Repeat all dialogue ten seconds after it'ssaidon screen. 16. Bring in durians for your movie snack. 17. Or bring in a bowl of noodle soup, andslurp itup loudly. 18. During a sensitive scene, stand up andsayloudly, I go shee-shee now, can? 19. Eat the snacks of the person sitting nexttoyou. 20. Lick the person sitting next to you. I hope you had a good laugh. lol
