Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Some jokes if u wanan spoil the mood of the audience in a movie
1.During the trailers, shout, Fast forward!Fastforward!
2. Wear a very tall hat.
3. When people come in late, say Orrrrrhhhhveryloudly.
4. During opening credits... point at a character and say loudly, "He dies at the end."
5. After every gunshot, scream "take cover!"and hit the floor.
6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam atthescreen, especially at characters private parts.
7. Go tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk loudly at every kissingscene.
8. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It'ssnowing!Its snowing!"
9. Clap and cheer whenever one of the goodguysgets killed.
10. Urge everyone in the cinema to start aMexican wave.
11. During love scenes, say loudly inMandarin, Ngggh! Bu yao, ma! (Dont!)
12. During horror movies, keep singing thethemeto Jaws (dum dum dum dum dum dum dumdum dum dum)
13. Sit on old people, pretending not to knowtheyare there
14. Go to an afternoon screening. Go out ofyourway to sit next to the only other person in thecinema. Smile at him/her suggestively.(Recommended: waggle your eyebrows foradded effect.)
15. Repeat all dialogue ten seconds after it'ssaidon screen.
16. Bring in durians for your movie snack.
17. Or bring in a bowl of noodle soup, andslurp itup loudly.
18. During a sensitive scene, stand up andsayloudly, I go shee-shee now, can?
19. Eat the snacks of the person sitting nexttoyou.
20. Lick the person sitting next to you.
I hope you had a good laugh. lol
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2:40 AM
Yoz YoZ.
Well life been bored this few daes lol .. hanging out with my clicks ... playing pool , billard , watching movie ,, darn spent quite a lot of money .. and i am not earning much now -_-"...have to limit my expenditure till school reopen ..
Xiaoling called mi today . Dam long nvr see her le .. ard 1 year plus ..
We chat for about 1/2 and hr .
and arrange to meet around this weekend ..
ahah see if she got grow any tal;ler?
Darn.. cassian quit the job .. so i am working a lone tomorrow .. with that sucky uniform . bOREd.
ahha just rmb .
April 1st .
lol i was listeing to carrie chhong at 98.7fm when she tried to crack an april fool joke on her listerners. so derefore i decide to think of something to trick ma friends lol . ! ahaha its kinda lame .. in the msg i wrote stuff like oh my i am so stress .. pressurise .. i really with to die aahah..
and dey all got trick! lol ... shant mention names yeah? ............and it only once a year so dont get too angry yeah? . .and thanks for u guys concern .. really appreaciate that ..
"So if you think you are lonely because you do not have a steady, look around you. You have friends and family and you "
"DO NOT need a steady to complete you. You are a complete person yourself ."
got these quotes from mich blog ..
and find it rather meaning full .
I find making friends and cherish family is more worthwhile den try to have a steady.
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2:25 AM
Saturday, April 16, 2005
Dont you ever wish
You were someone else
You were meant to beThe way you are exactly
Dont you ever say
You dont like the way you are
When you learn to love yourself
Youre better off by far
And I hope you always stay the same
Cause theres nothing bout you I would change
I think that you could be
Whatever you wanted to be
If you could realize
All the dreams you have inside
Dont be afraid
If youve got something to say
Just open up your heart
And let it show you the way
Believe in yourself
Reach down inside
The love you find will set you free
Believe in yourself
You will come alive
Have faith in what you do
Youll make it through
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2:27 AM
Finally! . Bought a modem and resume my online .Dammed life is bored without my cable modem -_-" . Been rotting for two weeks lolx. It's been long since i last update .
Been busy settling my Poly Enrolment stuff . Nvr knew the process of poly admission is soooooo troublesome .
Medical check , Paying of fees , and tons of form for mi to sign .
Poly gonna start around one and a 1/2 month time . Gotta Enjoy myself fully b4 den or else when school reopen i might be weight down by projects and cca and stuffs .
Nothing much has happen recently so nothing much to write . Yup that all .
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1:57 AM
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Your Love Style is Eros
For you, love is all about the passion!
And chances are, you're currently in love.
You have a strong physical response to love...
And you are great at committing
(As long as the person makes your toes curl!)
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3:29 PM
Finally! . Bought a modem and resume my online .Dammed life is bored without my cable modem -_-" . Been rotting for two weeks lolx. It's been long since i last update .
Been busy settling my Poly Enrolment stuff . Nvr knew the process of poly admission is soooooo troublesome .
Medical check , Paying of fees , and tons of form for mi to sign .
Poly gonna start around one and a 1/2 month time . Gotta Enjoy myself fully b4 den or else when school reopen i might be weight down by projects and cca and stuffs .
Nothing much has happen recently so nothing much to write . Yup that all .
<3
1:57 AM
Thursday, April 14, 2005
| Your Love Style is Eros |
For you, love is all about the passion! And chances are, you're currently in love. You have a strong physical response to love... And you are great at committing (As long as the person makes your toes curl!) |
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3:29 PM