What to do if you're bored in a movie

1.During the trailers, shout, Fast forward!
Fast
forward!

2. Wear a very tall hat.

3. When people come in late, say Orrrrrhhhh
very
loudly.

4. During opening credits... point at a
character
and say loudly, "He dies at the end."

5. After every gunshot, scream "take cover!"
and
hit the floor.

6. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at
the
screen, especially at characters private parts.

7. Go tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk loudly at every kissing
scene.

8. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's
snowing!
Its snowing!"

9. Clap and cheer whenever one of the good
guys
gets killed.

10. Urge everyone in the cinema to start a
Mexican wave.

11. During love scenes, say loudly in
Mandarin, Ngggh! Bu yao, ma! (Dont!)

12. During horror movies, keep singing the
theme
to Jaws (dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
dum dum dum)

13. Sit on old people, pretending not to know
they
are there

14. Go to an afternoon screening. Go out of
your
way to sit next to the only other person in the
cinema. Smile at him/her suggestively.
(Recommended: waggle your eyebrows for
added effect.)

15. Repeat all dialogue ten seconds after it's
said
on screen.

16. Bring in durians for your movie snack.

17. Or bring in a bowl of noodle soup, and
slurp it
up loudly.

18. During a sensitive scene, stand up and
say
loudly, I go shee-shee now, can?

19. Eat the snacks of the person sitting next
to
you.

20. Lick the person sitting next to you.

I hope you had a good laugh. lol